In my 25 years experience of racing, I nearly never saw girls on a race track with a transmitter in their hands. And, to be honest, I really can understand this fact! Playing with RC-cars seems to be not the highest priority of mostly all girls on planet. Why? Look at the guys around the track. Ugly deformed guys everywhere. Did you ever seen Brat Pitt or George Clooney on your track? No. Racers, like us, wear dirty trousers, crumpled WalMart T-shirts, Woolworth pants and have 5 Euro hair-cuts. To make it short, we don't care about our look, our smell or our global behavior. True RC-car racers like us don't care about those physical things, because a simple fact: We don't need girls, when we go racing!
It seems, there are only 5 girls on planet, who like to play with our toys. Their names are Yuka, Ishikawa, Rei, Momoyo and Yuki . The girls from the Kyosho Mini-Z blog ameblo.jp/kyosho-rq! Their description only contains some rare information:
Sex: female
Birthday: unknown
Blood type: unknown
For me, this is enough information!
It seems, you can get some collectors cards from this beauties. And they really drive the cars! No yoke, gentlemen! Those girls drive RC-cars! And they love guys, like you! Fat, thin, tall, small, with beard, glasses and fleeing chins. They love your flatfeet, your beer belly and your knock knees. They love your look, your mixed smell of sweat, tire-cleaner and Burger King food and your charming manner! They love your driving-style and the way you glue your tires and your masculine posture on the rostrum.The painting on your (Mini-Z) body makes them hotter, than your overcharged AAA-batteries! And if you win the race, they love for sure the guy with the biggest cup when price-giving!
Time to meet the girls and go racing with the babes! Japan, here we come! (If I only could effort the ticket to Japan …)
So long, Michael
(Pictures © ameblo.jp/kyosho-rq)
